In this inspirational, hyper-informational encyclopodcast, husband-and-wife team Ryan and Joanna attempt to explain their respective nerd passions to each other. Will they turn each other into Lord of the Rings and Star Wars aficionados or get swallowed alive by two of the most complex fictional universes of all time? There's only one way to find out!
Drop us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org -- we thanks you in advance, precious!
WLP Episode 68 - LOTR and Satanism/Real Life Jedi
How is 9/11 connected to Lord of the Rings' satantic agenda? Is there a religion out there that allows one to wear a hood in public? Answers to these questions, plus taking a stand, George W. Bush's magic ring, and the Dark Mageocracy.
WLP Episode 67 - Figwit/Watto
How did a fresh-faced extra launch a fandom phenomenon? Is a greedy, big-nosed human trafficker a problematic character? Answers to these questions, plus medicine balls, vintage 2000s internet posts, and the art of the deal.
WLP Episode 66 - LOTR Dads/Order 66
Who deserves a Middle-Earth's Greatest Dad coffee mug? Would anyone actually read something titled Document CO(CL) 56-95? Answers to these questions, plus ninnyhammers, Shirley Temple bugs, and Khan, all in this special Father's Day episode guest starring Joanna's mom!
WLP Episode 65 - The Cutting Room Floor/Ryan's Guys, Prequel Edition
Who the heck is Sharkey? How is Gragra the Gorgmonger the unsung hero of Mos Espa? Answers to these questions, plus Glorfy Baby, Dex's flying diner, and character actor Bruce Spence.
WLP Episode 64 - The Science of Middle-Earth and Star Wars
How would the DSM describe Smeagol's mental state? Are AT-ATs just walking death traps? Answers to these scientific queries, plus red tickets, Aragorn's arterial partial pressure, and Australian tank-men.
WLP Episode 63 - WORST NAME THUNDERDOME & Space Dive
The conclusion to the WORST NAME CHALLENGE THUNDERDOME has arrived! We count down the contenders from best to worst and discuss our adventure into Detroit's SPACE DIVE. 28 names enter, 1 leaves... AS THE WORST!
WLP Episode 62 - Siblings/Jaxxon
Which dreamy brother caused Pippin to go through puberty? How far can you push Looney Tunes references before it becomes unbearable? Answers to these questions, plus spires, weird elf twins, and furry crack teams.
WLP Episode 61 - Stewards of Gondor/Star Tours
Can one act of bro-ish one-upsmanship end a line of kings? Should you be wary if a pilot droid offers to show you "something neat?" Answers to these questions, plus TEN THOUSAND YEARS, references to Ruben Studdard, and the shocking truth behind Joanna's Mountain Dew experience.
WLP Episode 60 - Tolkien & Hippies/Max Rebo Band
Can you call yourself an anarchist if you support the idea of a stamp-lovin' king? What do Max Rebo and Celine Dion have in common? Answers to these questions, plus hot dugs, Secret Stoner Saruman, and the iconic cargo shorts of Droopy McCool.
Tolkien Exhibit at the Morgan Museum
With Ryan parasailing with manatees in Florida, Joanna takes it upon herself to eat some chips! Oh, and also call up her friend and fellow Tolkien nerd Teresa to discuss the Tolkien exhibit at the Morgan Museum in NYC. What do World War I, seven-year-old boys sitting on their infant sisters, and a strange man who can't stop talking about Watership Down have in common? They all featured in this exhibit--listen to learn more!
Episode 59 - Aldarion & Erendis Part 2/Jabba's Palace Madness Part 2
Can you justify being a deadbeat dad if you're secretly fighting Sauron? What would Freud say about Jabba making a dancer look like his mom-dad? Answers to these questions, plus trees & seas, Gamorrean detective work, and the conclusion to the Worst Name Challenge (for now!)
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Episode 58 - Aldarion & Erendis Part 1/Jabba's Palace Madness Part 1
What happens when you have a son whose only mood is "boats"? How far will a traffic control droid go to get revenge? Answers to these questions, plus yacht rock, de wanna wanga, and ye.
Episode 57 - Ents/Sentient Plants
What's an entwife look like? What do you get when Groot shops at Hot Topic? Answers to these questions, plus the truth about Lord Farquaad, girlfriend in the Brown Lands (you wouldn't know her), and an unidentified talking tree species.
Episode 56 - Random Article Roulette
What shocking revelations are contained in Tolkien's last recorded letter? Should you sleep with a H'menthe? Answers to these questions, plus lots of other fun facts about Tolkien's only friend, Sullustan skin care routines, and lots more as we spin the Random Article Roulette!
Episode 55 - Treason of Isengard Part 2/Star Wars Sports
Would Gandalf's return be as glorious if he emerged from a shallow moat after biting the balrog? Is there anything in the rulebook that says a blob can't play golf? Answers to these questions, plus Gollum's spider dance, Ted Sandyman's Cookie Factory, and lots of completely original sportsgames.
Episode 54 - Treason of Isengard Part 1/Podracing
How does one set up a tryst with a wizard on Weathertop? Is it possible for just your ears to melt off in a podracing crash? Answers to these questions, plus Pippin hating mpreg, man-sized balrogs with gorgeous hair, and lots of funny Star Wars noises.
Episode 53 - The End of All Things/Mara Jade
What was the alternate, more heavy metal ending to Return of the King? Is Mara Jade incredibly cool or just a Mary Sue? Answers to these questions, plus Sam-dad, Tatooine as a right-to-work state, and some heartwarming reader's theater.
Episode 52 - Magic/Hyperspace
What is considered "magic" in Middle-Earth anyway? Is hyperspace really the safest way to travel? Answers to these questions, plus homeopathic evil, hyperspace buffalo, and lots and lots of song cues.
Episode 51 - Queens of Numenor/Shadows of the Empire Part 3
Are sheep better than men? Does a wookiee life debt entitle you to a wingman even if you're stuck in carbonite? Answers to these questions, plus a guy named after a crystal ball, slight hooting noises, and a couple of musical numbers.
Episode 50 - Middle-Earth POC/Shadows of the Empire Part 2
Just how racist is Middle-Earth? What makes a relaxed-fit smuggler lose his swagger? Answers to these questions, plus wepwethentatives, BEARS SHOUTING, and gross paragraphs.
Episode 49 - Rhovanion/Shadows of the Empire Part 1
What phat loot dropped from the 40-man raid of Dagor Bragollach? How many incredibly cool and normal dudes can one introduce in a single book? Answers to these questions, plus Numenorian jellyfish, Breaking Bad analogies, and snacks.
Episode 48 - Festive Fanfiction Extravaganza
Can male elves get pregnant? Who's a guy gotta kill to become the Pumpkin King? Answers to these questions, plus filk, sea longing, and other heartwarming holiday tales.
Episode 47 - Princesses/Rebel Starfighters
Who says princesses are for girls and starfighters are for boys? Do you want an Arwen doll or an X-wing toy? Your personal answers to these questions, plus semi-appropriate Disney songs, looking at plastic spaceships, and blowing up the Happy Meal dichotomy.
Episode 46 - Trolls/Salacious B. Crumb
Is a troll that lives in a cave in the mountains a cave troll or mountain troll? What's Salacious Crumb's middle name? Answer to these questions, plus sqwiwwels, the high price of comedy, and pressing F to pay respects.
Episode 45 - One Year Anniversary Special! HOBWOKS! Feat. Abbey and Jack!
To celebrate our one-year podcast anniversary we created a game called HOBWOKS and played it with our special guests Abbey and Jack! Stay tuned for the Worst Name Challenge, a preview of what's to come, and completely real ads not recorded for comedy purposes!
Download HOBWOKS here: goo.gl/xRa8Rp
Episode 44 - Harvest Festivals/Army of Terror
How does Middle-Earth calculate leap years? Where do egg babies come from? Answers to these questions, plus unfriends, pet teens, and Richard Slap.
Episode 43 - Palantiri/Ghost of the Jedi
How do you get the best reception with a palantir? Is it safe to meet with strangers from the Holonet? Answers to these questions, plus Sauron's buddy profile, Dannik Jerriko's FurAffinity, and Daddy Longshanks.
Episode 42 - Balrogs/The Nightmare Machine
What's the most contentious argument in the Tolkien legendarium? Can a hologram eat a guy? Answers to these questions, plus balfrogs, poker night, and naming someone after a stomach gurgle in our last week of SPOOKY OCTOBER!
Episode 41 - Spirits and the Dead Marshes/Planet Plague
What category of ghost do the Dead Marshes fit into? Can you trust an organization called the Imperial Biological Welfare Division? Answers to these questions, plus two Sherlocks, monster blobs, and possibly our worst intro ever as Spooky October spooks along!
Episode 40 - Paths of the Dead/City of the Dead
Why are there ghost dudes trapped in a mountain full of skulls? How do you retell Re-Animator for kids who love Star Wars? Answers to these questions, plus Isildur's giant dad, a trip in the Numenoran Delorean, and jetpacking away from conversations as SPOOKY OCTOBER continues!
Episode 39 - Barrow-wights/Eaten Alive
What happens when the Witch King's demons gentrify your neighborhood? What's your creepy shape-shifting uncle doing all day? Answers to these questions, plus Tom Bombadil's fire tracks, Hey Chood, and other thrills and chills in our first installment of Spooky October!
Episode 38 - Our Beautiful Bestiary
Which fantasy animal did Tolkien introduce to the world? Why does a taun taun stink so bad? The answers to these questions, plus demon possession, misguided attempts at camouflage, and Michael Fassbender.
New Yorker LOTR article: www.newyorker.com/magazine/2001/12…the-hobbit-habit
Episode gallery: imgur.com/gallery/Mov2gmh
Lucasarts Game Informer article: www.gameinformer.com/b/features/arc…ry-studio.aspx
Episode 37 - There and Back Again/A Last Turn to the Dark Side
What's more important: pacing, or Riddles in the Dark? How fares the Star Wars prequel trilogy without the antics of Jar-Jar Binks? Is it really possible to successfully condense three movies into one? The answers to these questions as we dive into the world of fan-edits, plus mothagrams, identical boys, and a shocking upset in the Worst Name Challenge.
Episode 36 - Sauron/The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis
Which Star Wars character drove a toddler to suicide? What was Tolkien's beef with cats? The answers to these questions, plus hints from Mark Hamill, calls to our mothers, and a crack-addicted dad who heard the devil laughing at him.
Episode 35 - Galadriel/Mon Mothma
Why does everyone want to sniff Galadriel's hair? How did the founding fathers plagiarize Mon Mothma? Answers to these questions, plus trophy husbands, the canonical heights of fictional characters, and Bothan pies.
Episode 34 - Elvish/C3PO
How do you tell someone to eff off in Elvish? How is C3PO like Mr. Mime? The answers to these questions, plus Billy Madison parallels, hopefully-interesting discussions about grammar, and our very first Worst Name Challenge!
Episode 33 - Nazgul/Sarlacc
What happens when you send nine dudes with attitude to the wraith world? How is a 20,000-year-old plant monster a feminist icon? The answers to these questions, plus in-depth interviews with screamin' fiends and gurgle pits.
Sarlacc cross-section: wiki.starwarsminute.com/images/4/43/S…s-section.jpg
Episode 32 - Romance in Middle-Earth/Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes
In our most G-rated, family-friendly episode to date, we discuss Elves and their good Catholic values, aliens and their completely non-butt-shaped faces, and a genre of music that in no way sounds like something dirty. It's a happy, shiny, all-holds-barred deep-dive into decency and morals that will never in a million years get blocked by content-scanning robots on social media. Strap in and prepare for a mild ride!
Episode 31 - Return of the Shadow Part 3/Adventures of Luke Starkiller
Who are the unsung heroes of the Star Wars production? When did Frodo Baggins straight-up murder a dog? The answers to these questions, plus New Zealand rednecks, ponies with poor body image, and the shocking truth behind Trotter's shoes.
The Secret History of Star Wars by Michael Kaminski: a.co/fAbePpT
Deleted Magic: www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2r4Nffrc6Y
Luke as a girl: i.pinimg.com/originals/f9/11/01…6cf19824aae025.jpg
Episode 30 - Return of the Shadow Part 2/The Star Wars
What kind of hero cold clocks a princess in the jaw? What kind of villain names his pony after himself? The answers to these questions, plus goop, casual grave robbing, and bickering DMV employees.
WLP Episode 29 - Return of the Shadow Part 1/Journal of the Whills
Since when did Bilbo Baggins have a wife? Since when was Star Wars about Vietnam? The answers to these questions, plus Chuie Two Thorpe, Bingo Bolger-Baggins, Beber Fever, and George Lucas' long-suffering friend Jeff.
WLPRPG - Raechil's Rescue, Part 2 Finale
It's another special edition of WLPRPG - the show where we play roleplaying games based on the fictional worlds our podcast dissects! This week we're finishing our Tolkien-themed game of Dungeon World, with Joanna as game master and Ryan as Raechil the trust-fund Elf. In part 2 of 2, Raechil faces Balrogs, Dragons, and the pettiest of Petty Dwarves, all in an effort to save Nargorthrond from the forces of Morgoth and his half-wit friends from themselves. Will his daring rescue succeed, or will he fall pray to the silver tongue of the Golden Dragon?
Dungeon World resources and rulebook - dungeonworldsrd.com
WLPRPG - Raechil's Rescue, Part 1
While we're away on vacation, we've prepared another special edition of WLPRPG - the show where we play roleplaying games based on the fictional worlds our podcast dissects! This week we're playing a Tolkien-themed game of Dungeon World, with Joanna as game master and Ryan as Raechil the trust-fund Elf. In part 1 of 2, Raechil is summoned to the Elvish city of Nargothrond to defend its inhabitants from the dragon Glaurung. This would be easier if the leadership of Nargothrond wasn't stupid. Really, really stupid...
Dungeon World resources and rulebook - dungeonworldsrd.com
Episode 28 - Orc Liberation Front/Droid Uprising & IG-88
Are orcs really that bad? What do droids fear more than a memory wipe? The answers to these questions, plus pranking Emperor Palpatine, heavy use of sarcasm, and an exciting alternative to Independence Day.
Episode 27 - Tom Bombadil/Jar Jar Binks
What the hell is Tom Bombadil? Why the hell is Jar Jar Binks? The answers to these questions, plus too many songs, history's greatest monster, and Joanna finally saying the singular of "Maiar" correctly.
George R. Binks - thebristolboard.tumblr.com/post/135475…nks-by-tony
Episode 26 - Wizards of Arda/Witches of Dathomir
Did a bunch of witches teach rancors to read and write? Just how many names did Gandalf have , anyway? The answers to these questions, plus lesser gods, man slaves in leather aprons, and five hot grandpas with attitude.
Episode 25 - Hobitit 6-9/Battle for Endor
What happens when an unstoppable giant spider attack meets an immovable lack of budget? How about when a sequel completely negates the premise of the original within its first ten minutes? The answers to these questions, plus froggy throats, diabeetus, and wizards drinking colloidal silver.
Episode 24 - Hobitit 1-5/Caravan of Courage
What do you get when you mix insane wigs, ultra-low budget graphics, and ample amounts of man ass? How about when you mix teddy bears, minotaurs, and the world's crappiest teen? The answers to these questions, plus bangin' pub songs, large adults sons, and poorly-crafted Ewok ropes.
Episode 23 - LIVE at DENNY'S! Prominent Hobbits/Young Han Solo
Did Bush kill Frodo's mom? Did Han Solo cause a man to permanently need to wear a diaper on his head? The answers to these questions, plus jalapeno poppers, pop rocks on pancakes, and more fun at Denny's!
Episode 22 - Concerning Hobbits Part 2/Spice
How did war-time decapitation lead to the modern game of golf? How does huffing paint lead to god-like powers and no ill effects whatsoever? The answers to these questions, plus glitter stim, town holes, and daring to keep kids off drugs.
Episode 21 - Concerning Hobbits Part 1/More About Ewoks
Are Hobbits actually the most dangerous game? Are Ewoks actually a bunch of man-flesh-eating psychopaths? The answers to these questions, plus shamans, weed, and a lesson in basic Ewokese.
Episode 20 - Dwarves/Jawas
Who was the sleepiest Dwarf? Who was the stinkiest Jedi? The answers to these questions, plus stripping the clothes off dead Jawas, escaping from dragons only to get killed by more dragons, and J.R.R. Tolkien's possessed mummified finger.
Jawa actor kids -starwarsblog.starwars.com/wp-content/u…BTS_1636.jpg
Episode 19 - Rohirrim/Greedo
How is Greedo like Alexander Hamilton? What should you do if a Dunlending asks for your daughter's hand in marriage? The answers to these questions, plus refugee crises, horses on stage, and an identified Rodian without jacket.
Rhovanion map: dnd-wiki.org/w/images/1/16/4-6.jpg
Unidentified Rodian with Jacket: darth.wikia.com/wiki/Unidentified…odian_with_jacket
Episode 18 - Aragorn/Mos Eisley Madness Part 2
Which of Aragorn's many alternate names was the funniest? Which of Star Wars' many interspecies relationships was the weirdest? The answers to these questions, plus Tolkien Society goodies, blaring airhorns, and the winner of Mos Eisley Madness!
Mos Eisley Madness gallery - imgur.com/a/AonMH
Mos Eisley Madness bracket (episode spoilers!) docs.google.com/document/d/1aEoSB…/edit?usp=sharing
Episode 17 - Men Part 3/Mos Eisley Madness Part 1
Who's the biggest baller in Mos Eisley? Who's the heavyweight champion of the Siege of Barad-dur? The answers to these questions, plus botched surgical procedures, Winnie the Pooh crossovers, and the big man having the rock.
Map of Arda in the Second Age (including Numenor): vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images…00220150708
Map of Gondor:
Map of Arnor following its division into three kingdoms: vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images…90917154704
Mos Eisley Madness gallery: imgur.com/a/AonMH
Mos Eisley Madness bracket: docs.google.com/document/d/1aEoSB…/edit?usp=sharing
Episode 16 - Men Part 2/Prophets of the Dark Side
What's the grisliest way to execute a Grand Moff? What was Samwise Gamgee's real name? The answers to these questions, plus the secret of Ken's parentage, a Middle-Earth culture war, and an elevator that drops you into lava.
Episode 15 - Beren and Luthien/Wilhuff Tarkin
What can we learn from Beren and Luthien about Tolkien's wolf phase? What can we learn from Grand Moff Tarkin about dealing with in-laws? The answers to these questions, plus bad parenting, talking dog friends, and pink ladies' slippers. (Man-Elf romance! Now that's what I'm Tarkin about!)
Episode 14 - Children of Hurin Part 2/Queen of the Empire
What do you call a meeting of Grand Moffs? Who was the pettiest bish in Middle-Earth? The answers to these questions, plus tax audits, the seventh stage of grief, and the triumphal(?) return of Baji.
A very good illustration - i.imgur.com/IMaGbix.jpg
Episode 13 - Children of Hurin Part 1/The Forgotten Solo Kids
What happens to force-sensitive teens who don't play sports? Who had the toughest-sounding name in all of Middle Earth? The answers to these questions, plus naked forest running, Elven musical chairs, and Han Solo being the world's worst dad.
Episode 12 - Men Part 1/Mission From Mount Yoda
Why are men so scared of the dark? How long does it take for a baby to be born in a galaxy far, far away? The answers to these questions, plus beetle noises, magic tricks, and 70's novelty act The Weather Girls.
Episode 11 - Oops, All Dragons
What's a dragon smell like? What's the best way complete your tusken raider coming-of-age ceremony without getting eaten? The answers to these questions, plus dragon kids, the truth about moon dragons, and Butch.
Star Wars dragons: imgur.com/a/5MQbB
Gonkian Droid Choir - Songs in the Key of Gonk, Vol. 1
Presenting "Songs in the Key of Gonk, Vol. 1", as performed by the Gonkian Droid Choir.
01. The Gonk
02. Amazing Gonk
03. Awesome Gonk
04. Barbie Gonk
05. Cantina Gonk
06. Gonkcerning Hobbits
07. Gonke Maria
08. Gonks Just Wanna Have Fun
09. Never Gonka Gonk You Up
10. Since U Been Gonk
11. The Gonk (Reprise)
Download tracks here: drive.google.com/drive/folders/1C…oH3k?usp=sharing
Episode 10 - Fall of Gondolin/GONK
Who's the biggest Incel in Middle-Earth? How do you get a droid cultist off your doorstep? The answers to these questions, plus Disney meta, robot hymns, and untrustworthy goth kids.
Episode 9 - New Zealand/Zorba the Hutt's Revenge
Joanna's back from New Zealand, so it's time for the low-down on Tolkien tourism. Meanwhile, Ryan delves into the aggravating third installment of the Jedi Prince series. All this, plus braze, violations of property rights, and desiccated corpses.
Zorba the Hutt's Revenge illustrations - imgur.com/a/RXfGR
WLPRPG - Jub-Jub's Quest, Part 3 Finale
This week on WLPRPG, we're finishing our Fantasy Flight Star Wars adventure with Ryan as game master and Joanna as Jub-Jub the force-sensitive ewok. In this thrilling finale, Jub-Jub finally comes face to face with Trioculus. Will she be able to stop him despite only having two eyes? Listen and find out...
More info about Fantasy Flight Games' Star Wars RPGs - www.fantasyflightgames.com/en/starwarsrpg/
WLPRPG - Jub-Jub's Quest, Part 2
This week on WLPRPG, we're continuing our Fantasy Flight Star Wars adventure with Ryan as game master and Joanna as Jub-Jub the force-sensitive ewok. In part 2 of 3, Jub-Jub tries to stunt her way out of Cloud City with the lightsaber of Darth Vader. But she runs into some trouble along the way...
More info about Fantasy Flight Games' Star Wars RPGs - www.fantasyflightgames.com/en/starwarsrpg/
WLPRPG - Jub-Jub's Quest, Part 1
While Joanna is in New Zealand, we've prepared a podcast within a podcast for you - WLPRPG, the show where we play roleplaying games based on the fictional worlds our podcast dissects! This week we're playing the Fantasy Flight Star Wars system with Ryan as game master and Joanna as Jub-Jub the force-sensitive ewok. In part 1 of 3, Jub-Jub runs afoul of Gorja the Hutt as she and her "padawan" Skiv Darson attempt to steal a mysterious white cylinder for Willrow Hood...
More info about Fantasy Flight Games' Star Wars RPGs - www.fantasyflightgames.com/en/starwarsrpg/
Episode 8 - Elves Part 3/Hutts
How do you keep your bros from entering your magical Hot Babe zone? What's the one thing a Sarlaac won't eat? The answers to these questions, plus greedy Dwarves, brood pouches, and J.R.R. Tolkien's favorite shape.
First Age Middle-Earth map - vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images…leriand.jpg
Huttese Dictionary - www.completewermosguide.com/huttdictionary.html
Episode 7 - Elves Part 2/Lost City of the Jedi
Can you sue a god? Are there cats in a galaxy far, far away? The answers to these questions, plus hot gos, tubular transports, and the horrors of the Ho'Din.
Lost City of the Jedi illustrations - imgur.com/a/xOzSx
The Willrow Hood Rap
A tribute to the Ice Cream Maker Guy of Cloud City. Written by Matt, performed by Willrow Hood. Backing track sampled from Credits Where Credits Are Due by Jared Emerson-Johnson, featured on the Star Wars: The Old Republic soundtrack.
Episode 6 - Elves Part 1/Mr. Cloud City
How are Elves and Orcs related? Who is the most eligible bachelor on Cloud City? The answers to these questions, plus nice shirts, workplace harassment, and a rap about Willrow Hood.
Episode 5 - Winter Holiday Spectacular
Did Hobbits celebrate Christmas? What's in a Wookiee Cookie? The answers to these questions, plus heartwarming letters from Santa, drug-fueled Wookiee spirit journeys, and the Star Wars Christmas album.
Tolkien illustrations - www.atlasobscura.com/articles/tolki…oliday-letters
Wookiee Cookies recipe - www.starwarsholidayspecial.com/text/wook…okies.htm
Oral history of the Star Wars Holiday Special - mentalfloss.com/article/72863/dar…s-holiday-special
Episode 4 - Silmarils/The Glove of Darth Vader
What happens when a giant spider suffers a nasty breakup? How many eyes does Trioculus have? All this, plus interracial romance, whale operas, and an interstellar wormhole-hopping glove.
Episode 3 - Two Trees of Valinor/Endor
How is Morgoth like a Captain Planet villain? Who builds a nature preserve next to a black hole? All this, plus spider baby-daddies, Ewok blood rituals, and too much Joh Yowza in our first ever All-Tree Extravaganza!
9 Best Trees in Tolkien - www.tolkiensociety.org/blog/2014/08/…s-in-tolkien/
Dulok - vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/im…rom_SWE.png
Yuzzum (Joh Yowza) - vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/im…i_Rocks.png
Teek - vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/im…he_Teek.jpg
Gorph - vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/im…/Gorphs.png
Endor Holocaust - vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/im…locaust.jpg
Episode 2 - Valar/Force Powers
Which of Arda's gods is the most kissable? Should the Jedi be outlawed for manipulating time and space? All this, plus blue dinosaurs, Ewoks in Middle-Earth, and a very special guest!